How to meet people in a nightclub? ⇐ Pick Up

[Anonymous]

It would seem that there is nothing simpler than meeting people at a dance. People have been meeting each other at dances for 3,000 years. But what about those who can’t dance? Just come up to the table and offer to treat you to a cocktail? It’s hard to think of a more stupid tackle, in my opinion. Does anyone have any more elegant options in their arsenal?