Now a serious topic - how to fart quietly in a hotel if your significant other is in the room with you.
You need to twist the towel into a tube, put it between your legs and pull it front and back with your hands so that it presses down anus. And fart, then no one will hear. You can also turn on the water.
Try it.
Or you can stick your finger up your ass and fart, but it may result in a whistling sound, like with your mouth, so try it in private...
